"You two are put out, aren't you? What? We would have had a threesome or something?"

Tucker and I stared at him. 

Truthfully? Yes. Yes, we would have.

Billy held his hand up. "Fine. The next time I feel froggy, we'll see who's really interested."

"Don't be issuing challenges," I grumbled. "I don't even know if I'm ever having sex, and you're already on base three, the ball's coming in, and I'm standing over home plate without a glove."